“What, for you, is the most conceptually arousing sex toy? (I hadda think of SOMETHING dirty, else I would be a good hearted lech).”

Hrrmmm this is tough. Do you mean toys or anything that can be used sexually? If you meant toys and toys only, then I think perhaps the remote control bullet. I think it’s quite a nice idea to be able to put in one of those things, give the remote to your partner and then pretend to forget about it.. Then, when you least expect it, BAM! Your partner hits you with it, and depending on where you are, you can give in.. or you have to pretend it’s not there. 🙂 One day, I will be able to afford one, I hope.

As far as anything that can be used as a toy, I think I’m a big fan of clothes and food. Food can be licked off, eaten together.. etc. The tongue is one of the most sensitive parts of the body, so it can be quite fun to play with textures and tastes. Clothes are my big-fan thing, though. I love costumes and sexy clothes, because they let me pretend that I’m really more hot than I am (ie: normally feel). If i put on a really hot corset, then I expect to be treated with a bit more lust then if I had on jeans and a t-shirt. Sexy clothes let me be who I want to be, but only for who I want, understand? Likewise, with a corset on, since I expect to be treated as sexier, I FEEL sexier, and can feel that much better about myself.