Dear Charmin,
Is toilet paper that leaves pieces behind REALLY a problem for Americans? I mean, I don’t really check my own butt to see if there’s TP stuck on it, but judging from my undies, it’s not a problem. Seriously. I hate those stupid bears, and each commercial just gets worse and worse. The latest is a mom standing there with a boot camp checklist: “Face, check. Hands, check. Bottom… Oh no! Sorry son!” as if the baby bear doesn’t get to do something fun because his bear ass is too covered in poo paper. It’s ridiculous!
I will continue to buy Cottonelle because I don’t worry about TP getting stuck to my bum.