(Have been talking about silly names for girl-bits, like vagoo, vageener or other totally wrong names I refuse to ever use or acknowledge.)

Heather: I could start calling your bits funny names. like, you could have a peeninnie.
John: I could have a wang-tastrophe.
Heather: *snerk* Is that what would happen if you beat people with it?
John: No, that would be a Wang-pocolypse.