Okay, Lady Larken will tell you that I don’t keep up with celebs, I don’t know who’s who, nor do I care. I don’t have a ‘sleep with and the man/mate/spouse/boyfriend will forgive me’ list. I may have to start one though. Hugh Jackman? I know he’s married and has a little girl but… Ho. Lee. DAYM.

I don’t know WHY, but I do love the ‘duck butt’ hair. John refuses to do this to his hair even though the one photo I saw of him with it was hawtness. If John had this hair, I’d have to start carrying a cudgel when we went out.