I had one of my kids (He’s two) come up to me the other day and say “Miss Heather… I I I I .. I like your breasts.” I was like “You what?” He replies “I like your breasts!” Yikes! I’m all for teaching kids the true words of body parts, but when a two year old tells you that he likes your breasts, it’s a bit freaky. His mom thought it was funny though.
Today the same kid walks up to me and says “Miss Heather, I I I I… I sure do love you.” Awww… His mom came to pick him up and she was talking about how he talks about me at home and she says “We sure do like you.” Now I know where he gets it from!