John: I need to do laundry today.. badly.
Heather: Oh yeah?
John: I need to wash my gi. It smells like ball sweat. (leaves room)
Heather: …
John: (talking from the other room) A little body stank, but mostly ball sweat.
Heather: Awesome.. thanks for telling me.
John: (calling from the other room) Your life is enriched!