John’s been on and off of the toilet all day with the runs. I called and asked Blix if it’s the precursor to the nasty stomach bug his family has been passing around this week. We went over on Saturday, but everyone had been over it for a while. Sure enough, the screaming shits are indeed what comes before you throw up for hours. Wonderful. John hasn’t thrown up yet, but he’s been carrying around a bucket (”Hey, honey. I has a bucket!”) all evening. I started with poo about an hour ago.
So, if you don’t hear from me for a bit, it’s because I’m busy throwing up my toenails. Here’s praying we only get the poo.

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