I love my man. He makes me smile when I want to cry.
John: I just had a bad thought.
John: You know that song “I’m too sexy?” from the 80’s?
John: Replace ‘catwalk’ with ‘cat box’.
John: ::singing:: I’m too sexy for my shirt…
Me: ::singing:: I do my little turn in the catbox.
John: Yeah, I shake my little tush in the catbox!
Me: Bwah hah hah.
John: Well, if you’re the cat you sometimes drag it over the carpet too.
Me: I drag little tush on the carpet…
John: Yeah on the CARPET, I drag my little tush on the carpet!!