John and I, laying in bed, talking about some new medication.

Me: “So, what are the side effects again?”
John: “Irritability, insomnia and diarrhea.”
Me: “Right, so if –”
John, interrupting: “Can’t sleep, I’m poopin’!”
Me: ::dissolves into helpless laughing::
John: “Auuuugh! *FFFffffttttttttppppptttthhhhhhh* Augh!”