Well, I’ve come to my final straw here. I’m staying, whether you like it or not. But, there’s a catch. No longer will I censor myself here. I’m tired of having to think of if this post or that phase will offend or hurt someone reading this page. I’m sick of not being able to post all that I want to. This is MY page, damnit. So, I’m here to stay, but no one’s obligated to read this page. You don’t like what’s being said here, you don’t have to read it. It’s that simple. On that note:
Everyone should check out this movie: Bride of the Double Feature (See the feel good follow-up to last year’s magnificent award winner! Hear the hardnosed detective get to the bottom of insidious crimes of passion! Feel the chafing of the jungle king’s loin cloth! See the well-hung apeman learn to deal with life in the big city! Hear the muffled sound of a private dick caught! Behind closed doors!! Feel the constant state of arousal that you didn’t know you had in you! Now that’s entertainment!). It’s the sequel to Double Feature (SEE the hideous monsters from deep in the bowels of Canoga Park…WITNESS the vixens from outer space spreading their shameless lust! Is the world really under attack, or are you just trying to get into my panties?). In case you didn’t get it from the descriptions, they’re hysterical. Before you have to ask, Yes, they’re porn. I like porn. Most of all, I like porn when it’s funny. I bought this DVD a few months ago, but John and I just got around to watching it all a few nights ago. It’s even got a blooper reel and a behind the scenes option! He and I were falling off the couch laughing at this movie. It’s so funny I almost peed on my sofa. Everyone (who’s of age, of course) should check out this one. You won’t regret it, I promise.
Also, I wanted to let everyone know about my desperate search for more money! Ebay is my friend! These are the items Megan and I have up right now. More to come! Take a look and bid if there’s something that you like! I’ll give anyone I know free shipping!
