Must.. not.. claw.. out.. throat…

That hunk of EVIL is still there. Today I seriously contemplated swallowing a waffle whole, theorizing that if it totally blocked my windpipe that it would surely sweep the nasty EVIL out of my throat. It took me a good 5 minutes before I realized that the idea had a few bad points. That’s how totally insane this is making me. Thursday I figured that pipe cleaners down the throat might work. Yesterday it was thinking I could swallow some steel wool. I actually TRIED shoving my whole hand in my mouth and sweeping it out with my fingers. That didn’t work so well. Luckily, one of the cough meds the doc gave me has codine in it, so I’ve been spending my evenings high. I refuse to spend all day high, because if it’s rather prominent abuse potential. I really don’t need to go to rehab for cough syrup addiction. It’s rather bizzare when you feel fine, then you realize that you can’t feel your skin.

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  1. Trin

    If you go to Phoenix Market, they should sell Calendula Marigold (Calendula officinalis), and Coltsfoot (Tussilago farfara). Put a pinch of each in a strainer and let it steep for about 3-4 minutes. It’s going to taste like ass, so be ready with the honey. If you can only find one, aim for Coltsfoot. It’ll help bring up that crap.

  2. Trin

    Hmmm…last post didn’t take. Let me sum up…

    Go to Phoenix Market. Get Coltsfoot and Marigold. Put a good pinch of each in a strainer, and let it brew in hot water for 3-4 minutes. Add some honey, it’ll probably taste like ass. It will cut down your mucus and help you cough that crap up.

  3. crickie

    Yeah, sorry. I’ve had some problems with spammers and i’ve been putting everyone’s comments on ‘commenter must have an approved comment first’. Some dude got me with 80 home mortgage spams in a day, so…
    Thanks for the tip.

  4. Pynk

    So, the meds you’re taking — are any of them expectorants? I’m curious what they gave you.

  5. crickie

    Pynk:
    Omnicef – Antibiotic
    De-Chlor NX – Cough syrup w/ codine
    GFN 600/PSE 60/DM – Decongestant pills

    Omnicef gives nasty results on the way out, the codine cough stuff makes me high enough that i can’t take it durring the day, and the pills don’t do shit for me at all.

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