A conversation today, talking about grammar.
John: Hey baby, you have a great butt! *pinch*
Me: Is tha an observation or a punctuation?
John: I could punctuate you later.. *wink*
Me: *cramps* Er.. not today, you can’t.
John: Yeah, if I tried to punctuate you, I’d get punctured.
Me: Is that an exclamation mark in your pants or are you just happy to see me?