‘Has anyone seen the new McDonalds chicken Selects commercials? I looked forever for one to link to online, but found nothing. If you have seen them, you know what I’m talking about, but if not.. imagine this horror:
Commercial One:
Man sitting in a workplace dining room, yelling at the top of his lungs for everyone to keep away from his chicken selects. Camera pans out and you see that there is NOBODY in the room with him. The man is screaming at no one.Commercial Two:
Woman wearing a stocking cap sitting on a sofa in the middle of a rather formal looking living room, screaming at the top of her lungs for people to back away from her chicken selects. At one point she actually gets up on the couch and starts swinging pillows. Camera pans back and we see that there is NOBODY in the room, again.
So, what does this teach us? McDonalds is apparently putting hallucinogens into their chicken, making the eaters see imaginary chicken stealing ninjas.