On being a woman

It’s inevitable. Whenever the subject of males and females come up, I’m on or close to my period, and the man I’m talking to (because I have no girl friends) always says “I’m glad I’m a man.” No man, it seems want to even contemplate dealing with cramps and PMS. This makes me wonder… is it really better to be a man, or a woman? Keep in mind that these reasons are not all from my point of view. For instance, I really have no problem with a toilet seat being up or with men watching football.

Man
1. No period, no cramps, no PMS, no sore breasts, no crying for no reason because your hormones are out of control that day.
2. Orgasm every time. No waiting on your partner to find your clit.
3. Less hygiene routine. No make-up, no curlers, no shaving of the legs, no plucking eyebrows. No bra, no thongs, no bikini’s, no high heels. No corsets, no dresses, no stockings.
4. Less pressure from society on body shape. You don’t have to be 20 pounds underweight to look like people in magazines think you should.
5. Acting like a man. No holding burps or farts in. No going to the bathroom in herds. Can scratch one’s balls in public.
6. Testosterone. It’s an excuse for just about everything from leaving the toilet seat up to getting drunk with a bunch of friends. Downside to testosterone is that you want to beat everyone up all the time.
7. Porn. Porn is made for men. Porn exists because men are visual creatures.

Woman
1. No penis. No having a sensitive thing banging around between your legs. No getting kicked, pinned, etc… No system checks either. My clit will never check to see if it can erect in the middle of class for no reason.
2. Better looks. More curves, more pleasing shape. Less lumpy.
3. More sensitive. A woman’s nerves are closer to her skin, so she can feel more. Everywhere.
4. Pretty clothes. Male clothes are designed to wear. A woman’s clothing is designed to look good on her.
5. Less hair. No shaving of the face everyday, no icky armpit hair, no unibrow, no sideburns, no back hair, no ass hair.
6. No testosterone. I don’t want to kill everyone that makes me mad (nor do I get mad all the time). I don’t think that getting drunk and picking a fight is a good idea.
7. Breasts. Nipples are so sensitive. A woman’s nipples are sensitive to not only touch, but temperature and wetness also. I get more pleasure zones than a man does. Nyah Nyah.
8. Animals. I can have pet bunnies without anyone laughing at me. I can cry over baby birds and not have anyone look down on me for doing so.
9. Multiple orgasms. I get to come when I want to, and I don’t have to hold back or worry about being too fast. No thinking about baseball during sex to hold off a premature shoot-off.

I think that, in general, most men want to be men and most women like being female. I love being a woman. I like looking nice, I like feeling sexy. I like having breasts (even when they’re sore). I like having bunnies and baby birds. I don’t like my period, or getting sniffly over Titanic. I don’t want to be 30 pounds underweight (even though I can’t help it at this point), and I don’t want to bruise so easily because my skin is so thin. But it’s not something I’d give up. I like the way my eyelashes make my eyes look. I like the little fat pooch I have right under my belly button. I like the high arches of my feet and my narrow fingers. I like my high cheekbones and upturned nose (even if it is big). I like being called ‘hot’ or ‘cute’. I love being able to wear thrilling underwear. I love the way thongs are made to accentuate the shape of my ass. I like clothes with little embroidered flowers on them, or shorts that are meant to show off my legs.
I just like being a woman, even if most men wouldn’t take it for the world.
Edit: Due to the unclear nature of that last paragraph, let me state that I don’t like the way I am, and that I’ve never had it easy. I simply like being a woman, and if given the option to become a man, I’d not take it.