The poo pixies visited my classroom today. I promise, they were there. They are responsible for explosive diapers. Well, maybe it’s the 24 hour tummy bug that’s going around, but the poo pixies were still there.
This morning, I had one stinky diaper to dispose of. This is pretty normal.
This afternoon, I had NINE. I only had SIX kids in class today!
I had one child who apparently craps anti-grvity poo, because that shit crawled up to her neck. I swear, I didn’t even bother with wipes. I just took her to the bathroom and threw her in the sink. Her mom forgot to bring extra clothes for her, so I had to raid the lost and found.
I had another child who crapped so much that her diaper leaked out the bottom and dripped onto the floor. Her mother forgot to bring extra clothes as well, so she got to wear her twin brother’s clothes.
Everyone else had multiple runny craps, but none of the anti-gravity or exploding kind. This ALL happened within 30 minutes. Damn you Poo Pixies!
Hi,
That was a very funny story!
I saw your site from a post you left on the Gallery2 website. You have done a good job of integrating gallery2 into your WordPress install. I have been having a little trouble with getting the wp-gallery2.php file to display correctly and was wondering if you would do me a favor and email me. I would appreciate it. (email address that I registered with) I was looking for somewhere on here where you had your email addy, but didn’t find it.
Thanks very much,
Phil
I didn’t do my own theme, so I won’t be able to help you. Try the WPG2 forums: http://wpg2.ozgreg.com/forums/
Y’know, I read the blogs of metalheads and horror freaks which aren’t nearly as disgusting as this post. I’m just saying.
fucking eeewwww!