Me: Hey honey, it’s ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day!’
John: What? Where?
Me: Everywhere! It’s International Talk like a Pirate Day.
John: Yarrr!
Me: Hey honey, it’s ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day!’
John: What? Where?
Me: Everywhere! It’s International Talk like a Pirate Day.
John: Yarrr!
AAAAAARRRRRRH!!!! why in all of Hell was this not brought to me attention earlier?