John and I were talking about a game he’s playing:
John: Yeah, but it’s easy because it’s a plus umpty-ump sword.
Me: Plus umpty-ump?
John: +5 to hit, automatically hasted, vampiric touch, with 5 acid damage.
Me: That sounds like umpty-ump to me. I want one for myself. Maybe a plus umpty-ump camera. Can I get some plus umpty-ump mac and cheese?
John: I dunno, that would be kinda nasty Mac and Cheese.
Me: Nasty?
John: It’d like, leap out of your mouth and kick six ninjas in the face.
