1. I have a new fish. He’s a very pretty blue betta fish. I got him from Atari. He was taking pictures of fish in a glass. The guppies bit it, so I took in the poor used betta. He is happy now.
2. My car battery has been dead for a week. Jared used to experiment on my car, and messed up the electrical system. Every 3 years or so, my battery drains as if I left the lights on.
3. FINALLY found the link to the new DR. Pepper ‘Mahnamana’ commercial. I have been looking for two weeks to find this link. Muppets original: here. Dr. Pepper: here. This is the funniest crap I have seen in a while. GO SEE.
4. V-day was fun for John and I. We did our gift exchange on Sunday instead of Monday. I got him a book he wanted, a book light, and some 3D fold-up D&D houses. He got me the entire box set of Indiana Jones DVD’s. I think I got the better deal…
5. The trip to San Diego is coming up soon! I’m SOOO excited. We’re visiting the San Diego Zoo, the San Diego Wild Animal Park, and Sea World San Diego. I’ve got my new 1GB memory stick and my 2x telephoto extender, so I can get good photos.
6. Hoping to get Gallery on my art page with Larry’s help. Well, since I don’t know a thing about it, he’ll be the one doing it all, really. Finally, I can update the page without having to make a separate thumb and html page for each picture.
7. Here’s a joke I love:
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
“I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But, I always buy it here,” says the blonde.
“Do you have the container that it came in?” asks the pharmacist.
“Yes,” said the blonde, “I’ll go home and get it.”
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant”
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.
…….. “TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.”