Driving to the game last night;
Me: Honey, I love you. (sip of Diet Coke)
John: I love you too honey.
Me: (sip of Diet Coke)
John: You okay?
Me: Yeah, just stressed. (sip of Diet Coke)
John: Well, I think you’re beautiful, and competent and __
Me: *BUUUURRRRRPPP*
John: ___ as graceful as a water buffalo…