ZIM: Gir, why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!
GIR: I made it myself! *squeak*
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I love Invader Zim. I love Gir. I love bacon soap. So.. what did I do?? “I MADE IT MYSELF!” That’s right, I have created actual bacon soap. I took it upon myself to make the first ever (as far as I can tell) Zim Bacon Soap. Clear glycerin soap surrounds a lovingly handcrafted piece of fake bacon (it’s polymer clay). Thus, the soap is safe to actually wash with, or you can just sit it around and yell “I MADE IT MYSELF!” all the time. I can make it batches of eight, so John and I have already given out freebies to most of the people we know would appreciate it. Larry has yet to receive his, and a new batch already has three with names on them: Atari, Gonzo and David. Ross, Kaz, Jess, Larken, Trin, and Tang have already gotten their bacon soap. I wish we could afford to just give it out to anyone, but we just can’t. So, if you want your own BACON SOAP, it’s $4 per bar to help recoup costs. There’s no limit now, but if I get swamped with orders (doubt it), I’ll have to make one.