Great big ones
Me: (loading the dishwasher) Hey honey, I think we need to get some bigger bowls. Every…
Uh huh.
Me: “I like penguins. They’ so cute walking with their wings all out.” John: “Yep.. it’s…
Mmmm….
John: I need to do laundry today.. badly. Heather: Oh yeah? John: I need to wash…
Smells just as sweet…
John came home with a rose for me. “Is there a date I forgot about?” “No,…
Groceries
I walked into the kitchen today and found this. John strikes again.
Gas baby
Heather: Uhg, I should NOT have had that pizza. It’s not happy in my belly at…
KoB
John: Sometimes, you fart at night and just blow the covers right off. The cat looks…
Oh. Emm. Gee.
John and I are sitting on the couch. I have my laptop in my lap, which…
Oh, the wang-manity!
(Have been talking about silly names for girl-bits, like vagoo, vageener or other totally wrong names…
ROFL
Me: Uhg. I know I’m getting sick. John: Yeah? How? Me: My head feels hot… and…
From this morning
John and I, laying in bed, talking about some new medication. Me: “So, what are the…
Grammar
A conversation today, talking about grammar. John: Hey baby, you have a great butt! *pinch* Me:…