Water Buffalos are a noble race.
Driving to the game last night; Me: Honey, I love you. (sip of Diet Coke)John: I love you too honey.Me: (sip of Diet Coke)John: You okay?Me: Yeah, just stressed. (sip…
The catbox
I love my man. He makes me smile when I want to cry. John: I just had a bad thought. Me: Huh? John: You know that song "I'm too sexy?"…
Plus umpty-ump
John and I were talking about a game he's playing: John: Yeah, but it's easy because it's a plus umpty-ump sword. Me: Plus umpty-ump? John: +5 to hit, automatically hasted,…
New what?
Heather: (looking through the candy aisle at the store) Damn... no white chocolate. John: I didn't see any either. Heather: 60% dark, 75% dark, 80% dark. Dark chocolate sure is…
TLAPD
Me: Hey honey, it's 'Talk Like a Pirate Day!'John: What? Where?Me: Everywhere! It's International Talk like a Pirate Day.John: Yarrr!
Last night
A bit of an actual conversation between John and I last night at bedtime.Me: "How is it that the sheet ends up over there andthe whole blanket ends up over…
Meefwich
John has issues with English. Every once in a while (read: at least once a day), he begins to say something and can't remember the word for what he's talking…
Damn
Heather: "Hey honey, want to go hang-gliding in Tucson while we're out there?" John: "I realise that hang-gliding is a long time dream of yours, but there's no fucking way…
Our house…
In the last few days, Walk-Smash-Walk has sort-of taken on a life of it's own in our place. It's just so awesome that John and I both have to play…